Saturday, December 3, 2011

Random.

Well, like most things that have happened since we got to Uganda 2 words are good at summing it all up: Random & Unexpected.  Yup.  Let's start with a few main points...

1.  I taught a sex education course to teachers from 7 different schools throughout Uganda.  Went pretty well.  The best section was most definitely the "Myths" about contraception and pregnancy.  Fact: the only 100% way to remain baby free is ABSTINENCE.  Myth:  Jumping up and down, standing on your head, or bathing will not prevent pregnancy.  Fact:  Drinking laundry detergent will not only terminate a pregnancy, it may terminate you as well.

When did I realize that 4 years of collegiate education pay off?  When I made this statement:  "Yes, sperm is very sneaky."

2.  I'm pretty sure my heart will always skip a beat when someone yells- "Nurse!  We need you! There has been an accident!"  I guess it is suppose to.

3.  I don't pull teeth out.  No matter how hard you ask me.  I haven't got there yet.  Maybe soon.

4.  Best investment as of yet- Liquid anti-bacterial soap.  Go wash it off.  I say it in a very loving way.

5.  Scrub pants are cumfy.  I wear them even when it doesn't call for it.